quotations by the boyfriend

the boyfriend is not a deep, feeling type of person but every once in a great while he will express very very profound thoughts.  especially when he's intoxicated.

example numero uno:

"you have no idea how hard it is being a clock.  you always have to be on time 'til the very end and then you slow down and die." 

at this point, i might have been laughing at him.  like super giggling. 

and then this:

"you didn't hear anything i said…i'm just a lonely snowflake."

and then i died.