Wednesday, March 19, 2014

our night with david garrett

david garrett?  who is david garrett, you may ask.  well, youtube that shit because david garrett is a genuine BAMF.  but i don't want to get ahead of myself.  our thursday evening with david garrett began with the traditional green beer at mo's irish pub in milwaukee as illustrated above by the boyfriend.  side note: mo's irish pub has THE BEST grilled cheese and tomato soup.  also get the reuben shalaylee.  don't ask, just order it.

next stop, the riverside theater where david garrett amazed my ears with his magic violin.  my eyes were also mesmerized by his gorgeous hair.  i have never in my life wanted a man to put his hair down so badly. like in those shampoo commercials where the women let their hair out of a ponytail in slow motion and then flap it all around. such a strange desire but, i wasn't alone in this feeling either!  all the ladies in the restroom agreed with me.

david played a mixture of popular songs like smooth criminal and a little metallica along with work by beethoven and chopin.  he threw a few of his own original works in which were awesome.  it is a little known fact that i was once an orchestra nerd with hopes of becoming a professional viola player.  oh the fantasies! david and i would have been orchestra besties if you know what i mean.  we could have braided each other's hair or something.

overall, it was a lovely night.  

on another side note: doesn't the lady of the boyfriend's shoulder look like one of the goblins from harry potter?  like she got the night off from gringott's to see a show in the muggle world.  BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS REAL! 

Monday, March 10, 2014

Elaine's first punk show

over the weekend my dear lady friend Elaine and i headed to a punk show.  well…first we had martinis and then we went to the punk show.  my favorite band, Bayside was playing. they were amazing as always.  as an added bonus, i got to watch Elaine's face turn to horror as numerous young ladies emerged from the mosh pit with crazy, bloody faces.  i just giggled, handed out napkins and told those girls to get their bloodborne pathogens away from me.

and then we spent $15.00 at taco bell.  who does that?  how did we spend that much at a taco bell?

Thursday, March 6, 2014

quotations by the boyfriend

the boyfriend is not a deep, feeling type of person but every once in a great while he will express very very profound thoughts.  especially when he's intoxicated.

example numero uno:

"you have no idea how hard it is being a clock.  you always have to be on time 'til the very end and then you slow down and die." 

at this point, i might have been laughing at him.  like super giggling. 
and then this:

"you didn't hear anything i said…i'm just a lonely snowflake."

and then i died.